Based Toothpaste saves the day again
net and xyz down currently
>Communication between our frontend and LynxChan has failed. LynxChan has crashed, in the middle of restarting or can't be restarted. Give it a few seconds and reload.
>Give it a few seconds
odili is doing server maintenance today
It was posted all over the homepage and I even made a thread to warn everyone on /sp/ but nobody listened
I thought he did it 2 days ago during west coast power hour. Or was that just a random downtime?
retard it said April 25th
The thread said April 25th
TODAY IS APRIL 25TH
oh wait endchan is down?
it will be back by tomorrow
Dilly lost the key to decrypt the drives. The site is gonna be down for a while if not forever. Ask him if you don't believe me.
lol neat prove it tho? i mean sites die its okay.
>>975>sportschan reaches 300'000 posts>host site crashes with no survivors
really need to figure out a long term home at some point.
so endchans dead. pretty cool, stephen lynx is so bitchy honestly.
welp time to figure out the new home and shit i say bronnen
Don't laugh. Mewch is more stable than endchan by far.
why are these imageboard owners such dipshits?
fucking retarded motherfucking fuck fuck idiot motherfucker bullshit FUCK ODILI FUCK MEGAMILK FUCK DDDUDDENIGGER FUCK FREDDIT FUCK MOOT
EVERYTHING WAS FUCKING WORKING
THIS WAS AN ELECTIVE SERVER MOVE AND DIPSHIT ODILI KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DO IT DONT FUCKING RIP EVERYTHING APART UNLESS YOU HAVE THE FUCKING PASSWORD NIGGER FUCKFACE FAGGOT KIKE FUCKKKKKK
DONT ADVERTISE 4/25 AS YOUR UPGRADE DAY FOR A WEEK WITHOUT HAVING A GOD DAMN PLAN
FUCK THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE NIGGER KIKE BASTARD
>>987>why are these imageboard owners such dipshits?
because anyone with more than 2 brain cells would realize that its a ton more work than its worth
yeh but fuck that fucking global mods on mewch are literally the remenants of le herd. and i dont trust megamilk in general.
reminder that megamilk "accidentally" broke 76chan too for no reason then immediately tried to get everyone to switch to his failed abomonation after he "accidentally" broke 76chan FOR NO REASON
now odili has locked himself out of endchan for no fucking reason
what kind of admin doesn't even keep track of his own decrypt keys? autistic plan to give half to a person who has zero interest in your site
i would murder you without remorse
from what i gathered endchan's setup was far more complex than what was needed
literally no reason for any sort of decryption or multiple servers when theres not more than 30 people posting
Mewch has been battling the goons since it's start. The team members afaik are all old kusaba imageboard admins in their 30s. Mega has to be 30 at least I know. I rather move to mewch than some shitty site that's owned by a 15 year old. I'm not defending what happened to 76chan but mewch is very stable since the start and /wai/ a guest board is surviving pretty well there.
you can do all that shit if you want to JUST FUCKING KNOW WHERE YOUR KEYS ARE NIGGER
even fucking notepad that shit somewhere
mega kike has attempted to shill his site in incredibly unethical ways you are a cancer
how the fuck does milkcuck smell opportunities for new users so quick
god damn im gonna crash mewch
with this babby GET I declare an official fatwa on mega kike and justify all murderous activity against him and his family
>goons are back and trying to get their big brother /sp/ acceptance again
at least the instant sportschan.org redirect works
It's time to legitimately get someone killed over this bullshit
I miss /librejp/ ;_;
go back to canitbesaturdaynow.com faggot
when did toothpaste turn into a fag?
For the record the last post on endchan was 260608
add it to the all time /sp/ count combining it with our 8ch, poland, infinityNever, and 76chan counts
please fucking die of aids already
always been that way tbh, he's a passive aggressive bitch nigger
this leads me to believe both odili and balrog are legitimately retarded. seriously no fucking excuse for that type of idiocy. StephenLynx may be a faggot but he's exactly right - not his site, not his responsibility; how the fuck did the two who actually have responsibility manage to >a) lose the key in the first place>b) not check to ensure they had the key before they attempted the migration
both actions are completely tay-sachs-tier
I am pretty much convinced that you have to be legitimately retarded to become an imageboard owner
he was being a bit of a bitch when i was bullying him in IRC the other day. the way he has managed endchan so far i honestly already thought he was retarded
the only retarded thing dudeman ever did was sell the site to megamilk
other than that he was pretty competent. especially considering he was like 16
yunno their BO hands out in IRC
maybe we can find where they went
me the next retarded imageboard owner buddy
>[19:07] <~Balrog-was-here> OdiliComm I'm back, remind me was the crypto password a passphrase?
>[19:07] <@OdiliComm> I think so
>[19:07] <@OdiliComm> you have no clue how much your appearence makes me happy
>[19:07] <@OdiliComm> you never gave it to me, so I have no clue if it was a phrase or not
>[19:08] <@OdiliComm> I thought you gave it to lynx but he says no
>[19:08] <@OdiliComm> but I think you can try decrypting it as many times as you want
we are hitting incompetence levels that shouldn't be possible
its best to read the IRC with benny hill music playing on loop
>tfw never had a whataburger
just cook a burger and cover it with mustard
there. now you have had an whataburger
is that equivalent to the password being password?
There are really just too many people involved holy shit. Balrog for one seems to heavily involved in the managament aspect yet doesn't do anything.
You see here, he seems to tell Odili he gave Lynx password and then Lynx doesn't seem to remember. Lynx seems like a trolly fem boy but he doesn't seem like a liar or anything. If he doesn't remember being told that or doesn't have anything I doubt he's lying.
Like when .xyz went down for abuse 99% sure it was because a mod used the wrong delete option on CP photo so the shit was still on the server somewhere even if it wasn't readily accessible but it took them DAYS to find.
slovenia literally has his jew claws dug into that sites management. fuck mewch and fuck you for pretending to be one of >us to shill it
the entire thing is a cluster fuck. if it goes back up >we should seriously consider not returning. the only reason i want to go back there is to possibly snatch Adolph's boards and piss him off if everything gets started new
What are some good alternatives? Here, and Meguca are the only decent alternatives I can think of atm. I kind of hate liveposting though.
liveposting is only an board option megucuca board owner can turn it off dude ive made a board there to play with the options before.
oh shit, good to know. The postcount for their site is universal too right?
its that time to list alternatives some of these may not be realistic but here again
>finalchan yeah theyd be glad to have some more posting im sure
>nextchan lol this software isnt even finished
>bronnen upvotes and geo locations buddies
>lainchan might give /sp/ an expansion board. kind of a no fun allowed chan might say no.
>indiachan, only has a catalog, but /sp/ would finally be on cricket chan buddies
> 8ch lol lol jim
>7chan dead and unfriendly
>arisuchan lainchan spinoff really dead
>openchan? i think they even have a /sp/ board
i can sit here and list more but im just listing shit buddies
yes its a global post count
id rather negotiate with depresbro since this place has been seemingly stable and low key
it does feel really comfy.. kinda like how 76chan did
plus i have that theme on it feels so nostalgic ;_;
smashing that mother fucking like button on /sp/ would feel so right. and depresbro seems very cool.
i think it should stay sportsman its suitably epic
how much would it even ballpark cost to run a chan a month with a decent file size limit (endchan's was unsuitably high tbh) and just have a /sp/ and maybe a /b/ board?
do they give discounts if you pay for the year in advance?
WHAT ABOUT SPORTSWOMEN?
HOW MISOGYNISTIC OF THIS WEBSITE
I AM ==TRIGGGGGGGGGERED==
i think many places have like cheap intro prices, then bump it up after any appreciable time. im really not familiar with any of this tho
probably around 30 bucks a month or less. so not too high. you have to use certain hosts for a chan cause some hosts are more likely than others to randomly nuke your site.
you can get discounts for paying for a full year at once.
i liked lynxcode formatting so much
fuck this dudcode
can someone explain how all this works?
cant you just buy the domain and host it off a PC?? i really dont understand any of this
because your ISP would get pissed at you for all the traffic.
another potential bunker I guess
guys im laying in a pile of my own piss sobbing i hope everything turns out okay
what does traffic matter?
computer term for electricity
yes this is perfect
now i want you to think very hard about bringing your tulpa into existence.. just focus
just to be fair hed probably kick anyone out who tried to use it as a bunker for long. its setup to be a live test i mean look at the file size limit.
who the fuck is dirbo
Where did librejp go?
idk, i tried askin toshaki in IRC but he's afk
maybe you can take a shot
Only thing i know foe certain is that odilly, ballrug and melkdud's transgressions must be paid for in blood
We fucked up, /sp/. We fucked up bad. OdiliTime fucked up because he didn't double-check his work, I fucked up because I didn't perform proper key management. It's a complete fucking shitshow all around, and I hate myself for it. (For the record, I do perform a lot of management work, it's just that it's a) mostly behind the scenes and b) I haven't had more than about an hour of solid free time in almost a month, so I haven't been able to work on the site much. The latter is why .xyz kept going down; I couldn't even spare the time to check the domain panel.)
We're not giving up, though. OdiliTime has a partial backup of the site from a week ago that he made as a failsafe during the migration that he's currently trying to massage into working. Yes, we're amateurs. Yes, we sometimes don't entirely know what we're doing. Yes, we tried to be too smart for our own fucking good and it backfired on us in the worst possible fashion. People with enough experience to not make these mistakes don't host imageboards because they're too busy with their real jobs to deal with the hassle. (8chan and 4chan are the only exceptions because they have either volunteers who can't get better jobs or "friends in high places" that can either afford real support or got it right the first time.) But we're doing it anyway, and we're going to ''keep'' doing it, because this is our home too, and come hell or high water we are going to keep it alive. This isn't just for /sp/; this is for /AM/ and /librejp/ and /kc/ and /pol/ and all the rest of you fucking faggots because we like you and we want to hang out with people like you. We will stumble alongside you through all the pain and the stupidity and the embarrassment, because we love what you love and we love it too much to just let it die like this.
We won't give up. We ''can't'' give up.
isn't kind of odd? Balrog just seems almost completely inactive but Odili acts like he's present. Snakedude literally does nothing but just give dosh to those two, Odili keeps the shit up and running for the most part and deals with the bumps in the road but this last thing is just ridiculous. How the fuck are the three of them not fucking communicating regarding a big migration in order to save them fucking money? This would be actually infuriating if there weren't warning signs about all this shit prior to this.
dude you didnt know? snakedude disapeared well over a year ago
no worries. remember when moot lost his shit and had to drive 4chin servers across country for the new host? it will all work out in the end
We got donations my dude
fuck off sana you robot whore
lol I didn't think anyone really donated any considerable amounts tbh>>1565
she's not a robot she's just not very smart
for the past week i never took a bath. instead i bought a pack of baby wipes and have been cleaning my pits, neck, balls and ass crack every day. so far its been working pretty god.
i pity weak ass fools who bathe at all i refuse to im a fucking man not a little girl.
speak for yourself. my biggest concern is site stability and endchan has hardly been the shining example the past few months
Just kidding about this commitmenet to the site thing.I want you to know endchan is an operation for the nsa. Considering how /sp/ tends to post you guys wont be getting arrested. But I can say basically all the other boards will be.
no it's him he linked the post in IRC
/sp/ claims responsibility for terrorist attacks almost every day
This rally is the patrician chad method of hygeine. Also>miswack chewing sticks ftw fuck the (((dental association)))
What did you just say?
yeah but its not serious enough the way you guys post it. step your game up if you wanna go to prision./pol/ /news/ /librejp/ even /ggrevolt/ will all be in comfy jail cels within the week.
>>1578>kuffar getting blown up on a regular basis>not serious enough
get a load of this kid
independent speejad had been responsible for every major terror attack in the past 4 years
Ill beat your ass in this thread right now fucker. Ill fucking rape your godamned mother right here on depreschan.
i'll succ yo dik from da back n beat dat azz
Yea I was being a bitch. I was heated and tired. I thought you were the spammer I was fighting.
apologizing is weakness
oh fuck it's back
back to 4/19 it looks like
the old /dir/ BO, how do you not know that?>>1556
another chapter for the history book written
thanks again depreschan